coagulator
coagulator by dd mylo March 29, 2017
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coagulator • cockulator • coagulate • coagulation • coagulated • copulator • caculator • Clogulator • coagular • coagulated c*m bubble
Coagulate
"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
copulatory imperative
A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."
Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?
Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
copulatory imperative by Educated by keen observation and tragic experience. August 10, 2007
Cockulator
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021
copulatory
The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.
copulatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003
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