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Coagulate 

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

get your feces coagulated 

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Coagulate 

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level
you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday
Coagulate by Dougie787 December 20, 2009

coagulate 

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.
The blood coagulates after death.
coagulate by Larstait November 7, 2003

coagulated 

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass
her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there
coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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