coagular 

The word that ranks betweensick and awesome.

That skateboard stunt was totally coagular.

coagular by game8110 September 22, 2010

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

get your feces coagulated 

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

get your feces coagulated by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Coagulate 

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level

you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday

Coagulate by Dougie787 December 20, 2009

coagulate 

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.

The blood coagulates after death.

coagulate by Larstait November 7, 2003

coagulated 

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004