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cunted fuck
Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012
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cnuted • cunted • cuted • cutedoge2211 • cnotedog • Cunted as Fuck • cunted off • Chuted • cnutes • Cunted Creature
Cunted Creature
A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019
cunted off
Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010
Cunted hump
A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.
Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"
Man: "You great cunted hump!!"
Man: "You great cunted hump!!"
Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007
Double Cunted
To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.
It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"
"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
Double Cunted by ezydriver December 9, 2008
Cutedical
Something that is both cute and radical or something cute and innocent dressed up to be hip and cool.
That surfing puppy is Cutedical! Look at that cutedical baby wearing sunglasses and a dew rag! poochy the rockin dog.
Cutedical by gnarly the dog March 26, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.