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-When you are extremely tired and have absolutely no more energy

-Drunk
Michael; Bro, I'm so chuted after that suuuuck chest session!
Ahmad Banchod; Oh bro you need you take some yachet!
Michael; I will cuz..
Chuted by Rukmini February 28, 2011
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Boner Chute 

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.
Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!
Boner Chute by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010
Related Words
Chuted chute cuted chuter cutedoge2211 chubed Chuked chuned chutadi chutemai

poop chute riot 

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.
'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
poop chute riot by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Trash chute 

That trash chute loves cum.
Trash chute by Lisal September 2, 2012

poop chute princess 

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
She's a real poop chute princess.

poop chute 

the anus or ass hole. And this happens to be the correct spelling of said word. because this is the chute, or tube, from which the poop, or shit, leaves the body.
I took a huge dump and now my poop chute hurts so bad.
poop chute by m00p April 8, 2004

poop chute cookie mouth 

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.
looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.
poop chute cookie mouth by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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