cluster fucked
cluster fucked by wangster November 6, 2003
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cluster fucked
The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
cluster fucked by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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Cluster Fucked
When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
Cluster Fucked by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011
Cluster-fucked
When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.
Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.
Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.
You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!
I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.
I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.
Miami is cluster-fucking me.
I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.
I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.
Miami is cluster-fucking me.
Cluster-fucked by PRAOCH October 13, 2009
clutter fucked
clutter fucked by Mon-grel February 1, 2017
Clusterfucked
When you're days away from coming out of your fourth COVID lockdown and your local health authority advises that a new and dangerous strain has just been detected and that it would be imprudent to open up until the source of the new cluster is identified. In this context, clusterfuck is a portmanteau of COVID cluster plus being situationally fucked.
Health Official: 'With the discovery of this new and highly transmissible variant, which is unrelated to the existing outbreak, the government will not be relaxing COVID restrictions as previously scheduled. In summary, you have just been clusterfucked"
Clusterfucked by Ernest_Hemmingroid June 4, 2021
clusterfuckemus
The unrelenting and unceasing fuckening of one's life by outside forces such as governmental ineptitude, inadequate world pandemic response, unending financial crises, escalating social unrest and the total denial of reality by a significant percentage of the population.
clusterfuckemus by ILUsion54 November 13, 2020
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