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The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.
What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!
Clunked by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011
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The past tense version of Clank
Yo i just clunked danielle!
Clunked by Mr. Booty January 2, 2009
something or someone getting hit super hard by an opposing force
Reg you really clunked that one...
Clunked by gavooooo January 31, 2023
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"
clunker by some guy February 28, 2003
An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
Clunker by nastyyx March 30, 2009

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder
She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.
Clungeditioner by Way-Way February 2, 2023
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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