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Cuntweed 

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.
Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!
Cuntweed by bytemonger March 13, 2010
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Cunt Weed 

A tuft a vagina hair. Left over after it is shaved.
I was using her bathroom and there was cunt weed on the floor.
Cunt Weed by Puttayto March 4, 2015

cuntweester 

A tweezer made especially for tweezing out vaginal hairs.
My down there hair is growing out of control, can I borrow your cuntweesters?

Cuntwelder 

A stupid bitch that will not allow vaginal intercourse so she only does it anally.
That cuntwelder got shit on my dick again.
Cuntwelder by AETN July 29, 2011

cuntweet 

An exceptionally obnoxious message posted on Twitter.
Did you see his dreadful cuntweets last night?
cuntweet by major_biden January 25, 2021

cuntweet 

A tweet that’s mean and unnecessary, usually posted by someone who is a cunt.
Did you see his dreadful cuntweets last night?
cuntweet by kingcnut January 25, 2021
When a woman finally gives in to a man's desire to fuck her raw and cum inside of her.
After explaining how much condoms ruin the experience, and of course how much he truly loved her, Julie finally decided to cuntseed to her boyfriend's request.
cuntseed by Arnie Grape May 10, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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