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cleant his clock
cleant his clock by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016
Clunt Baby
Clunt Baby by gabzi99 April 3, 2015
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Cluntoris
A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
clunter
clunter by illy_arlene April 29, 2021
Clanton, Alabama
A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
Clanton, Alabama by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011
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