cluant

A clothing brand name, meaning a thing that you can’t define

“Dude what does that mean”
“It’s cluant”

by Cluant September 27, 2023

cleant his clock

When u get the fuck knocked out

U cleant his clock

by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016

Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

by gabzi99 April 3, 2015

cluntch

The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.

She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch

by burntz March 14, 2008

Cluntoris

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.

"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"

by Breet August 5, 2006

clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl

“go clunt yourself”
“that girl is a clunter!”

by illy_arlene April 29, 2021

Clanton, Alabama

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.

Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??

by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011