Clunti 

When a lady wipes her ass front to back and accidentally smears faeces on her vagina. The result is clunti.

Man that ho is vile, her pussy is all clunti
pussy vagina smelly faeces

Clunti by MCH XMTH September 16, 2015

Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

cuntiblast 

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse

The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

cuntiblast by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

cuntification by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016