When a lady wipes her ass front to back and accidentally smears faeces on her vagina. The result is clunti.
by MCH XMTH September 16, 2015
Get the Clunti mug.A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.
If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019
Get the Cuntifact mug.A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018
Get the cuntifer mug.its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
by kathryn money September 25, 2018
Get the counting shoulders mug.Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
Get the counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees mug.by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014
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