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The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
by burntz March 14, 2008
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.
"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."
by ZeroDusksGiven March 08, 2014
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A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.
"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"
by XxJaneOo February 09, 2006
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A technical term for the mess left on the girl after sex
Bro you should've seen the cluntch I left on that girl!
by SomberStoner September 28, 2017
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