When someone is fat,
lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a
cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous
death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of
pizza in the other, watching as his
wife uses a push mower to
cut the front yard".