Cowfister

Cowfister is a term to inuslt Canadians

You dang non-American Cowfister!!

by braves21slash December 14, 2008

cowmaster

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Comfster

One who dresses in clothes that are comfortable and is not concerned with what is in style or whats hot. One who is comfortable. Often seen in hoodies and jeans, having fun.

Xeno: Kao is definitely comfster, look at her in that hoodie.

by kaonicks February 8, 2010

Cousister

cou-sis-ter

-noun

Female to female first cousins that are so close they are also like sisters.

My cousister and I share underwear, because we're that close.

by monk86 October 7, 2010

cowster

Cowboy hipster.

Oh my gawd, he's dressed like a fucking cowster.

by pattykake October 25, 2012

confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.

This test is confusterating me!

by jonny December 3, 2002