ClosetFoe 

The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.

You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"

ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"

You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."

*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*

ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"

YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!

ClosetFoe:

ClosetFoe by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011

closeteer 

One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.

I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!

closeteer by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

closetmonkey

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

closetmonkey by gogobordello May 1, 2009

Closetzoned 

When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.

Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned

Closetzoned by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014

closetlove 

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

closetlove by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007

closetdweller

-Someone who does things that are not acceptable in society so they keep it hidden .hidden dark secrets about you know one knows or very few people know about you because its shameful.

Someone who hides bad habits about themselves or lifestyle.

He used to be a closetdweller til he decided to let it be know public he is gay,

That guy is such a closetdweller, he is gay but tries to hide it out of shame.

what a closetdweller , she drinks and gets drunk by her self everyday after work and she thinks no one knows,

I am a closetdweller, I smoke only when no one or my close friends are with me cause I dont want a bunch of people to know.

closetdweller by Anawor, Bbakersfield,ca April 25, 2010

hiphop closetpop 

A hiphopster who listens to pop music but don't want anyone to know.

50Cent is a hiphop closetpop because he was listening to Mandy Moore.

hiphop closetpop by angkea som October 2, 2007