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The state of feeling positive but closed off.
I just feel so clositive from time to time…
clositive by Hwahurjejabvvdbe June 13, 2023
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closified 

When your sexual orientation is out to some but not to all.
I'm gay in front of my friends, but I'm closified in front of my family and others.
closified by CottonErica March 1, 2011
Someone very close to you preferably your best friend or someone you trust very much
Girl 1: Clostie it’s tea
Girl 2: What’s tea best??
clostie by therealestLOLA November 20, 2022

closetive 

That bitch is really closetive.
closetive by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

Clemsitive 

The all too pervading sensitivity of Clemtards when Clemson loses two of its first six football games. It is exacerbated when expectations are high, and debilitating to the Clemtard that has spent the entire off season bloating about how THIS is Clemson's year.
Those people dressed in that gaudy orange are so clemsitive.
Clemsitive by MyT WyT June 6, 2015

claritive 

To be clear with ideas. Consult your ideas to another
The claritive of my thoughts are almost always right
claritive by cps9552018 September 18, 2018

closetier 

someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.
ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.
closetier by enby bitch July 13, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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