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closified 

When your sexual orientation is out to some but not to all.
I'm gay in front of my friends, but I'm closified in front of my family and others.
closified by CottonErica March 1, 2011
Someone very close to you preferably your best friend or someone you trust very much
Girl 1: Clostie it’s tea
Girl 2: What’s tea best??
clostie by therealestLOLA November 20, 2022

closetive 

That bitch is really closetive.
closetive by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

Clemsitive 

The all too pervading sensitivity of Clemtards when Clemson loses two of its first six football games. It is exacerbated when expectations are high, and debilitating to the Clemtard that has spent the entire off season bloating about how THIS is Clemson's year.
Those people dressed in that gaudy orange are so clemsitive.
Clemsitive by MyT WyT June 6, 2015

claritive 

To be clear with ideas. Consult your ideas to another
The claritive of my thoughts are almost always right
claritive by cps9552018 September 18, 2018

closetier 

someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.
ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.
closetier by enby bitch July 13, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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