closet monkey 

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

closet monkey by the d00d October 22, 2006

Closet Monkey 

A gay black man.

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

Closet Monkey by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

monkey closet 

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood

person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood

monkey closet by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021

the evil monkey in my closet 

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

the evil monkey in my closet by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

closetmonkey

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

closetmonkey by gogobordello May 1, 2009

Money Close 

Similar to the money shot, except used in a gang bang.

"Ah man, she is covered from head to toe!"
"That's cause they used the money close on her."

Money Close by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

closetmonkey by zippo man November 6, 2004