closet

(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.

"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."

by Bill M. September 20, 2004

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

closet

container for tom cruise

OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!

by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006

Closet

A trash can in your wall

"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."

by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018

closet

A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.

WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."

by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009

closet

1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.

1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!

by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006

Closet

Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.

I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.

by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017