clockbit 

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time

jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!

clockbit by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

cockbite by Ha2master September 22, 2005

cockbiting fucktard 

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004

Cockbite 

The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.

The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.

Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

Cockbite by Fry-Pie April 9, 2021

cockbiter 

Very unlikeable person.

That guy is such a cockbiter.

cockbiter by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003