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a very creative person that manages to produce creative artistic work at a super fast speed. An artist person that just keeps producing stuff super fast.
Damn, she's such a clockbot how does she make that shit up so fast?
clockbot by linguist1234 March 3, 2014
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clockboi 

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.
“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”
clockboi by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019
n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.
clockbody by Prof. Who August 11, 2010
(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.
(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.
Cockbot by Abner May 26, 2004

Transorbital cockbotomy 

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.
I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

Clockbitch 

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.
"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
Clockbitch by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

cockbottom

Cockbottom doesn't really have any meaning at all, you can use it any situation good or bad.

But Remember - It's different in meaning from the slang cock bottom
She ate all my cereal, she's a cock person.
Or
Dude I love her so much, she's truly a cockbottom person.
Or
I don't really believe in any religion, cockbottomism is the way to go.
cockbottom by illusion_dev October 21, 2022
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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