Clockbaiting

Setting up an arbitrary time, that is nice in some way (i.e. 7:07, 10:00) at which you are going to stop procrastinating,. Then missing it and resetting it again until you give up on everything you had to do.

"I've been clockbaiting myself for half an evening and did absolutely nothing!"
"Then I've thought about delaying everything I had to do until 7:00 PM, but decided not to fall for this clockbaiting once again"

by Yarmoon September 4, 2018

cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

cockbaiting

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women

aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again

by steve the legend April 29, 2006

clickbaiting

One of the seven deadly sins.

The seven deadly sins are: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and clickbaiting

by Kappyidiot February 14, 2022

Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003