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Chickwitch 

When getting a blowjob you accidentally shart on the wall.
Chick 's girl was blowing him and shit flew out his ass causing a Chickwitch.
Chickwitch by Pocono Fucker May 26, 2019

cockbitch 

Ladies who love the cock
I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.
cockbitch by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003

Clockbitch 

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.
"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
Clockbitch by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

Click-bitch 

One who subtly or shamelessly self promotes their website.
That guy monetized his comments on my blog post. He's a real click-bitch.
Click-bitch by OneThirdNerd November 27, 2017

Cuckbitch Asslicker 

Anyone with the name of Riley

-made by your trusty lamp
"Oh hi, Cuckbitch Asslicker, ur a stupid fuck."

CockBitch 

Cockbitch is a street slang word for a transgender individual.
Bro she is a Cockbitch becareful
CockBitch by Hairygorilla1010 August 1, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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