Cockbite

The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.

The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.

Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
by Fry-Pie April 10, 2021
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Cockbite

1. A person, place, or thing that is painfully annoying.
2. When teeth are painfully used on or around the penis.
3. Any person who does NOT understand this word.
4. Your rivals.
1. That Cockbite, he knew I was trying to get in that lane.

2. Man that bouncer just graduated from ass clown to a cockbite.

3. I hate trying to hold a decent conversation with that cockbite, she never gets it.
by Nato Caliph November 15, 2007
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(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.
That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.
by wrwkw October 04, 2009
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An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.
You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
by Snake December 03, 2004
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A cockbite is a bite to the cock, also, the worst thing I can think of off hand.
by Antiidryo April 16, 2004
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AKA. (Cocknip)The act getting frost bit on one's cock. Usually as a result of a good game of drunkin "cock dip in the icebox" or a stopwatch malfunction.
Ex. 1 - Dude, I gotta bad case of cockbite from sticking my dick in the icebox last night.

Ex. 2 - Jack Frost was really nippin at my cock last night, what a fag!

Ex. 3 - Sadly Grandpa can no longer use his cock because of that tragic snowstorm in '78, we got about 2’ 3” of snow, that we did.
by Pledge 15 September 24, 2006
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According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons
by Ku Genin June 09, 2003
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