According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons
Cover Your Own Ass.
Generally used to refer to the legal statements in corporate disclaimers absolving the manufacturer from any guilt if their product should, for example jump up and embed itself in your rectal cavity, then explode.
Wile E. Coyote attempted to bring suit against Acme, Inc. for numerous incidences of personal injury, but their CYOA was too good, and he didn't get so much as an apology
A corporate functionary, usually stuck in a dead-end job that requires little mental acuity to perform.
Kinkos workers are all too often droids.