clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Dutch clock weights 

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,

Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,

Dutch clock weights by james Venom August 21, 2006

gentleman's clock weights 

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

gentleman's clock weights by Fatlad August 17, 2007

Cock Weight 

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

Cock Weight by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

cock weight 

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

cock weight by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

clockweights 

Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day

Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out

clockweights by the web cohort August 30, 2005