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clittoris

A stupid-assed way of spelling clitoris.
Hey, I'm a dumbfuck and don't know how to spell clittoris!
by teh Lita November 20, 2004
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clittoris

the part of a female's vagina that is located between the lips above the actual hole of the vagina :)
The woman's clittoris is pink
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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cluttoris

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
by WayneL April 21, 2008
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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 9, 2010
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Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
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clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
by KratosOfTheDead March 8, 2011
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Clitoria

A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: What's your favorite plant
Guy 2: Clitoria
by TerraByt3 May 29, 2021
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