glittoris
when a woman purchases a kit designed to bejewel her cellphone, but alternatively bejewels her entire vagina, inside and out.
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glittoris • Glitoris • glitteris • Glitterist • glittershit • glitterific • Glittering • clittoris • Gitterish • glitorious
Glittoris
Glittoris by heyheyfeyfey June 24, 2014
glittoris
1. adj. used like 'glitterous' as in something glittery. but it has a sexy/dirty connotation as well. (hence the two-letter difference to clitoris ) If you can't find the right words for someone/thing that is totally glitter and fun and magic and awesome and shit.. use glittoris.
2. name for someone who:
a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.
3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a... clit
2. name for someone who:
a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.
3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a... clit
1. person: "Ohhhmigod who is that amazing chick over there?! She's so.. glittoris!"
friend: "Oh yeah, she's Glittoris."
2. "Oh snap, i MUST buy these shoes for the party this saturday! they're just so glittoris!"
friend: "Oh yeah, she's Glittoris."
2. "Oh snap, i MUST buy these shoes for the party this saturday! they're just so glittoris!"
glittoris by thesmartstupid July 11, 2012
Glittoris
A Queenagers vagina.
Glittoris
A Glittoris is an imaginary perfect shiny pussy / female reproductive system - These people contributing their opinions on feminine issues who really should have no place putting their 2 cents in (such as men) are acting as if they themselves have some shiny perfect pussy when they involve themselves and get upset over these issues like pro choice and abortion. When they insert themselves, they themselves have a glittoris.
- see “Glittoris” by OnlyCMC
- see “Glittoris” by OnlyCMC
Glittoris by onlycmcfan13 December 16, 2025
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