1. adj. used like 'glitterous' as in something glittery. but it has a sexy/dirty connotation as well. (hence the two-letter difference to clitoris ) If you can't find the right words for someone/thing that is totally glitter and fun and magic and awesome and shit.. use glittoris.
2. name for someone who:
a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.
3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a... clit
1. person: "Ohhhmigod who is that amazing chick over there?! She's so.. glittoris!"
A Glittoris is an imaginary perfect shiny pussy / female reproductive system - These people contributing their opinions on feminine issues who really should have no place putting their 2 cents in (such as men) are acting as if they themselves have some shiny perfect pussy when they involve themselves and get upset over these issues like pro choice and abortion. When they insert themselves, they themselves have a glittoris.
- see “Glittoris” by OnlyCMC
“Did you hear that Roe V. Wade got overturned”
“Yeah, by mostly men. Got their Glittoris shinin’”
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."