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glittoris 

when a woman purchases a kit designed to bejewel her cellphone, but alternatively bejewels her entire vagina, inside and out.
"The I went down on her, but I temporarily lost sight because her glittoris was so fuckin' sparkly."
glittoris by kenny b October 11, 2006
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glittoris 

1. a clit covered in glitter

2. a gay man's clit
1. Damn, that is one sparkly glittoris! He must have a glitter addiction.
glittoris by thrid November 15, 2010

Glittoris 

The pleasure center of a vajazzled vagina.
"Jennifer, check out these new rhinestones I stuck on my glittoris!"
Glittoris by heyheyfeyfey June 24, 2014

glittoris 

1. adj. used like 'glitterous' as in something glittery. but it has a sexy/dirty connotation as well. (hence the two-letter difference to clitoris ) If you can't find the right words for someone/thing that is totally glitter and fun and magic and awesome and shit.. use glittoris.

2. name for someone who:

a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.

3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a... clit
1. person: "Ohhhmigod who is that amazing chick over there?! She's so.. glittoris!"

friend: "Oh yeah, she's Glittoris."

2. "Oh snap, i MUST buy these shoes for the party this saturday! they're just so glittoris!"
glittoris by thesmartstupid July 11, 2012

Glittoris 

A Queenagers vagina.
"My vagina is precious",

"Wait, is it a glittoris?
"Yes! Im a Queenager!
Glittoris by Kikilou June 4, 2022
A Glittoris is an imaginary perfect shiny pussy / female reproductive system - These people contributing their opinions on feminine issues who really should have no place putting their 2 cents in (such as men) are acting as if they themselves have some shiny perfect pussy when they involve themselves and get upset over these issues like pro choice and abortion. When they insert themselves, they themselves have a glittoris.

- see “Glittoris” by OnlyCMC
“Did you hear that Roe V. Wade got overturned”
Yeah, by mostly men. Got their Glittoris shinin’”
Glittoris by onlycmcfan13 December 16, 2025

Gitterish 

Describes the act of creepily hitting on either a male or female at the most awkward/inopportune moments.
The way Mike kept staring at and brushing up against Mindy at her mom's funeral was a wee bit gitterish.
Gitterish by Rydendirty June 21, 2011
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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