a name for someone who tries to do a trick on a skateboard but clips and eats it, making them a pussy.
1.- John tries to kickflip to nose manual a box but clips and gets owned by the box.
- "Nice one cliptoris!"
2. "Frank is such a cliptoris, he always catches his back truck when he's trying to ollie up that tiny curb!"
- "Nice one cliptoris!"
2. "Frank is such a cliptoris, he always catches his back truck when he's trying to ollie up that tiny curb!"
by forum4yb December 1, 2009
Get the cliptoris mug.1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 9, 2010
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Get the Stinky Monkey Clitoris mug.1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit
2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum
2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
by KratosOfTheDead March 8, 2011
Get the clitorial manslaughter mug.A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Get the Clitoris stew mug.Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
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