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A morbidly obese clitoris with barbaric qualities.
Yo man, I was going down on jessica and pulled her panties down and there is was...Cliticus.
cliticus by Dei.mos June 14, 2017
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Cliticise 

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
Cliticise by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010

cliticure 

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
cliticure by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010

cliticism 

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
cliticism by CS_Pro May 4, 2014

clitimus 

Another word for the female sex organ. It is the visible button-like portion near the front junction of the inner lips and above the opening of the urethra.
When you run your tongue up my inner thigh you make my clitimus tingle.
clitimus by Ms. Dick Pickles December 19, 2017

Cuntstructive Cliticism 

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."

Clitcussion 

Attempting to stimulate an orgasm on a woman by banging your head against her vagina, receiving a concussion in the process.
Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”

Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”
Clitcussion by TinyMeatMike March 24, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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