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cliticus

A morbidly obese clitoris with barbaric qualities.
Yo man, I was going down on jessica and pulled her panties down and there is was...Cliticus.
by Dei.mos June 14, 2017
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Cliticise

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010
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cliticure

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010
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cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
by CS_Pro May 4, 2014
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clitimus

Another word for the female sex organ. It is the visible button-like portion near the front junction of the inner lips and above the opening of the urethra.
When you run your tongue up my inner thigh you make my clitimus tingle.
by Ms. Dick Pickles December 19, 2017
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Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
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Clitcussion

Attempting to stimulate an orgasm on a woman by banging your head against her vagina, receiving a concussion in the process.
Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”

Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”
by TinyMeatMike March 24, 2021
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