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Cliticise
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
Cliticise by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010
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cliticure
A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.
There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.
Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.
Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
cliticism
Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
clitimus
Another word for the female sex organ. It is the visible button-like portion near the front junction of the inner lips and above the opening of the urethra.
clitimus by Ms. Dick Pickles December 19, 2017
Cuntstructive Cliticism
When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
Cuntstructive Cliticism by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
Clitcussion
Attempting to stimulate an orgasm on a woman by banging your head against her vagina, receiving a concussion in the process.
Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”
Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”
Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”
Clitcussion by TinyMeatMike March 24, 2021
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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