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Clitorsaurus 

A clitorsaurus is a giant clitoris which can often have reptilian attributes.
Oh Jesus Christ! Did you see that girl's clitorsaurus?!
Clitorsaurus by wellsysaurus April 5, 2011

Clitorisaurus Rex 

A clitoris (female).
Particularly one that is active and on the hunt for her next meal.
"That is one nasty clitorisaurus rex!"

clitorasaurus 

"I was going down on a girl and she had a massive clitorasaurus!"
clitorasaurus by aross December 26, 2008

Clitorisaurus 

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.
Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.
Clitorisaurus by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

Clitorasaurus rex 

A giant disgusting clit. Normally found on fat girls.
I was bangin this fat chick last night then pulled off her panties, saw her clitorasaurus rex and threw up.

Clitorasaurus Rex 

The clitorasaurus rex is a rare creature only found during a blood moon. This creature is the combination of 72 virgin women during their mental cycle with I quote "Explosivly large bleeding uteruses" that's come together to form a terrifying monster only rivaled by the Cuntasaures Rex. Originally discover during the rennesance this creature is know to consume genital warts and miscarriages.
"She's not a bitch, she's a Clitorasaurus Rex"

Feminists are often a Clitorasaurus Rex
Clitorasaurus Rex by MCclainGKS March 10, 2019
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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