Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
by CardboardPizzas March 09, 2017
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Stranger mode

Stranger mode is the act of masturbating with the opposite hand. A right handed person doing it with their left hand would be doing it in Stranger Mode.
"Whenever my arm gets tired, I just switch to Stranger mode for a while until it stops aching."
by CardboardPizzas July 16, 2016
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Technicolor Dreamcoat

When a woman changes the color of her lipstick and leaves marks along the shaft of your dick as she gives you a blowjob to make it multiple colors.
Joe was reluctant to visit Wendy's parents, but her promise to give him a Technicolor Dreamcoat helped persuade him.
by CardboardPizzas February 27, 2018
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