CardboardPizzas's definitions

Technicolor Dreamcoat

When a woman changes the color of her lipstick and leaves marks along the shaft of your dick as she gives you a blowjob to make it multiple colors.

Joe was reluctant to visit Wendy's parents, but her promise to give him a Technicolor Dreamcoat helped persuade him.

by CardboardPizzas May 8, 2018

Stranger mode

Stranger mode is the act of masturbating with the opposite hand. A right handed person doing it with their left hand would be doing it in Stranger Mode.

"Whenever my arm gets tired, I just switch to Stranger mode for a while until it stops aching."

by CardboardPizzas July 16, 2016

Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.

"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."

by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017