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cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
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Cliché = Common.
"Fat cop likes donuts" cliché
"Dark and Stormy night" cliché
"Villain wants to rule the world" cliché
"Overuse of 'cliché'" cliché
Cliché by P.A.E.S. May 12, 2017

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

Clithanger 

Where a woman has a clitoris that hangs out over their meat curtains
Monti: I was munching this hoe's clam flesh when the giant clithanger nearly suffocated me to death.
Shanza: Ohh man that is the worst... I nearly suffocated when I came out my mums womb because of her everest-like clithanger.
Clithanger by The Clyde October 16, 2012

clicheic 

Cliche in adjective form; something that is representing the normal qualities/symptoms of a cliche.
"The story we read in class today was so clicheic; I was bored out of my mind by its disturbing predictability and lack of originality."
clicheic by shokalatte July 22, 2009