clitapotamus
clitapotamus by DozzAndPoob May 11, 2011
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Chinapotamus by TW98 March 25, 2011
Catapotamus
I couldn't sleep in my bed last night because the catapotamus got there first and took up the entire bed.
Catapotamus by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. August 10, 2017
Climbapotamus
A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.
Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!
Climbapotamus by scottbox November 6, 2009
Clitopotamus
"That woman is one ugly clitopotamus."
"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."
"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."
Clitopotamus by They Call My Names Brian March 12, 2010
cuntapotamuss
A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.
Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.
Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.
"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"
"Your the dad" "NOT"
When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...
Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods
"Your the dad" "NOT"
When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...
Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods
cuntapotamuss by Dann Mann February 15, 2024
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