Clitopotamus 

1. A fat whore.
2. See #1

"That woman is one ugly clitopotamus."

"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."

Clitopotamus by They Call My Names Brian March 12, 2010

clitapotamus 

A woman with a large overbearing cltoris.

when i pulled doen her trousers and knickers i was confronted by a wild clitapotamus.

clitapotamus by DozzAndPoob May 11, 2011

chicopotamus 

a chunky girl who is pretty.

his sister is a chicopotamus.

chicopotamus by chaos333 July 27, 2014

Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo

Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"

Cuntopotamus by h8rofu September 21, 2009

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

cuntopotamus by Xibilation January 24, 2015

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.

When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.

Cuntopotamus by TheUrbanSchollar July 22, 2021

Cuntopotamus

Cunt-o-pot-amus (noun)

A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.

Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.

Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.

Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.

Every time a survivor shares their story, a cuntopotamus shows up in the comments, louder than everyone else and somehow still saying absolutely nothing of value.

Cuntopotamus by Anonymous Taggers March 22, 2026