Catapotamus

A very obese cat comparable to a hippopotamus. Cat + hippopotamus = catapotamus

I couldn't sleep in my bed last night because the catapotamus got there first and took up the entire bed.

Catapotamus by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. August 10, 2017

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

clitapotamus 

A woman with a large overbearing cltoris.

when i pulled doen her trousers and knickers i was confronted by a wild clitapotamus.

clitapotamus by DozzAndPoob May 11, 2011

cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.

"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods

cuntapotamuss by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Greasy Lil Non Playable Ratapotamusaurus 

A name for Liam Ferrera, an obese, greasy non playable character in real life. It is said to be a human but more closely resembles a humanoid hippopotamus. He bathes in grease, and ultimately, can shoot loads of grease from his you know what. Fun fact! His brain is half robotic and you know what powers it? His grease! He produces grease that fast food restaurants leech his grease off him. His shirts are too small for him, so there's your answer as to why you can see his belly. He is a deep sleeper. Call him and he will not flinch. He also has a thing for legs, so be weary of that, as he can get incredibly close to you (he doesn't know what personal space is.) He will do anything to look under your dress/skirt. If you want a boy who knows about Pokemon, you're in luck! He is the right person for you. He will blow your mind away with how much he knows! Unfortunately, he isn't a memorable person. Well... to some, he is. But not in a good way.

who is that? why is he looking at her legs?
oh! it's liam ferrera (known as the greasy lil non playable ratapotamusaurus), don't bother. he can't get close to girls, so thats his next option.

Greasy Lil Non Playable Ratapotamusaurus by ?!$@$% October 25, 2022