Definitions by TW98

April Panic Shagging 

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.

As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.

Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?

Guy2: Not the hot one?!

Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging

April Panic Shagging by TW98 June 4, 2011

Chinapotamus 

A man whose not un-sizeable chin creates a physical appearance similar to that of a hippopotamus.

Have you seen the Chinapotamus over there?

Which one?

The dreadful skier.

Oh yeah, wow.

Chinapotamus by TW98 March 25, 2011