cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.

"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cuntapotamus

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo

Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"

by h8rofu September 21, 2009

cuntapotomus

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men

god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus

by Ellebee October 4, 2008

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

by Xibilation January 24, 2015

Cuntapotamous

A fat girl that would take four guys to ride one ass cheek and is a complete Bitch .

I wouldn't ride that Cuntapotamous with four Seat Belts .harpoon day dear whale

by Debbie Dunlap January 21, 2020

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.

When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.

by TheUrbanSchollar July 22, 2021