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Clitty Monster 

One who dominates clitty with a fiery passion causing immaculate pleasure for the female and horrendous orgasms
Mark Micolucc is a total clitty monster. He makes the legs shake.
Clitty Monster by Clit Norris May 17, 2011
A word used to descibe something that is not dirty but not exactly clean. usualy clothes.
this shirt is clerty i only wore it for a few hours
clerty by Missy McCullough January 11, 2008

Clitty-litter 

Residual toliet paper around Clitoris.
When I was performing cunnilingus, I found pink toliet paper aka Clitty-litter.
Clitty-litter by Dr. Clit September 22, 2009

clitty bison 

A Clitty Bison is a rare breed of frog that is native to Mt Everest. It is often found in the higher regions and has been sighted as high as 8,300m. Originally sighted in 2008 by Ewan Melville (British) there has since been a reported 17 sightings of the Clitty Bison.

Since it's discovery, the Clitty Bison has been occasionally used as an insult referring to those who are inappropriate.
Eg "Mitch, you can't say that you Clitty Bison"

I can't believe we were lucky enough to see a Clitty Bison
clitty bison by Meek H February 26, 2014

clitty mcgiggle-pants 

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals
Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

Clitty Ditty 

The act of humming while flicking your tongue over the clit.
Nicole loves it when James sings her a Clitty Ditty.
Clitty Ditty by MrEkard March 4, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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