when you walk in the back door of your house and get a face full of titties. then when you sit down on the couch there happens to be 4 full gallons of milk on the coffee table.
i gothome from baseball and right when i walked in my house i was in tity city!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'