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Clinical Depression 

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
Clinical Depression by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Homies 

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies
Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!

put on a clinic 

The phrase "put on a clinic" means that a person or team is performing exceptionally well, usually in terms of executing a game plan or set of skills.
Dirk put on a clinic against the Heat, going 12-14 from the floor, 1-1 for three, and 5-5 from the line.
put on a clinic by NBAstuffer.com February 1, 2009

Run A Clinic 

A phrase describing a massive beatdown given to any individual. To serve up an ass whoopin' of biblical proportions.
"Hey man, if don't get up outta my face, I'm gonna Run A Clinic on your ass!!"
Run A Clinic by BNazty December 30, 2011

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

clinically proven 

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.
When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!
clinically proven by Flixxx December 27, 2007