clingball 

a friend/ person that thinks they're your friend, that acts clingy all the time, or always wants to talk to you.

man that bitch wont stop texxtin me!

shiiit.. she's a clingball fer sure.

clingball by oiiiioiiiiicanadianehh September 20, 2009

chinball wizard 

A man who likes to suck dick (and thereby likes having his chin to someone's balls).

That chinball wizard drinks more semen than water.

chinball wizard by Orca January 27, 2003

chinballitis 

The state of anti-health where one has large testicular growth around oral orifice areas. This can have devastating results, but also may allow one to go on Maury Povich and get consolations gifts.

I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have chinballitis.

chinballitis by Butters May 28, 2003

clinically proven 

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.

When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!

clinically proven by Flixxx December 27, 2007

clinically significant other

A significant other defined by an (undesired) medical condition, not by a agreed-upon relationship status.

Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."

They were only dating casually, but when he gave her the Clap, he became her clinically significant other.

clinically significant other by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

clinically proven 

We are lying about the effectiveness of this product

Product "y" is clinically proven to be better than "x".

clinically proven by regawsnor August 2, 2016

deemed clinically inappropiate 

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

deemed clinically inappropiate by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010