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Clingbat 

someone who's seriously got some cling issues. They won't leave their loved ones alone for two seconds and when their lover's like "chill out!" they simply cling more. But, hey, they can't help it. give 'em a break.
I'm pretty much a total clingbat.
Clingbat by the Clingbat July 20, 2009
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clingbat 

A clingbat is a person or animal that tends to hang around too much. A clingbat often brings stress and unhappiness to those he/she/it clings to. An annoying personality is associated with clingbats. Such an example would be a neighborhood boy staying at your house too much even after you tell him he is unwelcome or a squirrel that runs around in the attic even after you try to get it out.
John is always coming over wanting me to play basketball with him. He is such a clingbat.

That clingbat will never leave me alone!

annoying pest nuisance
clingbat by Burgundy Roundhouse October 27, 2013
Related Words

clingbot 

Someone who shows or expresses a need for excessive affection within a long or short-term relationship.
"The new clingbot 3700 is coming out next month"

"omg, i just spent 3 days with him and he is texting me asking when he will see me next. He is so cling bot 3000"
clingbot by clingbot4000 March 14, 2010

clingationship 

When one partner 'clings' onto another in the relationship. At this stage, it would be wise to get the fuck out of it.
playa 1: Yo dude, this chick that I've been datin' for a few weeks is becoming a pain in the ass. I can't stand her insecurity and emotional calls of distress anymore!
playa 2: Dawg, you are in a clingationship. Better dump her while you can!
clingationship by titmaster101 December 9, 2008

clingball 

a friend/ person that thinks they're your friend, that acts clingy all the time, or always wants to talk to you.
man that bitch wont stop texxtin me!

shiiit.. she's a clingball fer sure.
clingball by oiiiioiiiiicanadianehh September 20, 2009
a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone
tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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