climpt

A term to describe a meaningless action. As featured on Talksport and other radio stations.

Up until the age of eight all we did was climpt.

All the troops in Iraq were climpting together

by jatinder November 4, 2003

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Climate activist

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation

Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao

by galactica423 September 27, 2023

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

by Rapevan March 18, 2009

economic climate

A phrase commonly used during a recession to sophisticate a person's excuse for not paying for anything he should.

"In this economic climate, I'm afraid I simply cannot afford to realize the dividends in my portfolio."

"Sorry, I can't pay muh rent because of this economic climate."

"Gotta quarter? I'm homeless thanks to the gub'ment and this economic climate."

by trionna & shiggity March 26, 2009

Climatized

Being climatized means you are severely affected by climate change to the point where you develop true fear.

Global warming scares the heck out of Jim. Poor guy, he must be climatized.

by PWS27 May 30, 2017