clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.

Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.

clockweasel by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

clocktease 

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

Chuckweasel

An impotent usenet kook.

Teh Chuckweasel was making online death threats.

Chuckweasel by Aratzio November 24, 2004

cockweasel 

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003

cockweasel 

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

cockweasel by whitepapagold February 28, 2011

clocktease 

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.

It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50

clocktease by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014