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cockpocket 

the vagina serves as a pocket of sorts to put your penis and fluids inside to store
let me just put my penis in this cockpocket, then we'll go get a bite.
cockpocket by cadallons January 21, 2011

Cockpocket 

1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.
"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"
Cockpocket by Norman January 14, 2004

cockpocket 

Another word for vagina.
Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."
cockpocket by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010

Cockpocket 

The sex act of putting your dick in a hot pocket with intent of getting off.
Jake: "I can't masturbate because my hand is broken, so I did a cockpocket instead."
Cockpocket by NLRFL January 16, 2016

cockpocket 

Another way to call some one a cunt.
Sniper stop team killing ya fuckin cocpokit.
cockpocket by LordPiggyinton May 13, 2005

cockpocket 

When a woman performs oral pleasure to a man by wraping her tounge around the circumfrance of the males genitals (a large tounge is required).
Jenny warmed up quite the cockpocket to quell Mike's hunger!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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