10 definitions by LordPiggyinton

A computer sci teacher at radford, who is a complete tard when it comes to computers. Which is very strange how this person got the job of teaching computers, when a can of tuna is to much for them to handle.
Also see (mistress america)
Man is ever teacher here an itech tard.
by LordPiggyinton May 03, 2005
Get the mug
Get a itech tard mug for your buddy Larisa.
The act of dating someone who is in the range of 12 to 15 years of age, but the person who is dating them while older is not over 18, and can there for have sex with the younger person with out breaking the law of stachatory rape.
Man he be baby shoen that ho.
by LordPiggyinton March 10, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Baby Shoe mug for your buddy Zora.
A person who sleeps all day in college, then gets kicked out of college for never going to class.
So i guess bobcow finally got kick out of college.
by LordPiggyinton May 03, 2005
Get the mug
Get a bobcow mug for your papa Abdul.
A person who single handly has the largest amount of worlthless informaiton in the world. This person also injoys hitting computer programs in the face with back packs at micorosoft conventions.
Bobcow just slapped the shit out of that nerd with his bag.
by LordPiggyinton April 04, 2005
Get the mug
Get a bobcow mug for your daughter Helena.
1.A person who is over confident to the point where it will make others want to lay a piggy beat down on them. Not so much because they are confident, but the fact that they are confident and don’t really know shit.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
Examples list to match defs above.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
by LordPiggyinton April 04, 2005
Get the mug
Get a salad face mug for your mama Julia.
A fat computer sci kid, who sits around computer labs playing world of warcraft. A cowboy is pretty gay, and usually hangs around with other freaks AKA salad face (see salad face).
Why is cowboy always in the labs, and hanging around with that farget salad face.
by LordPiggyinton May 03, 2005
Get the merch
Get the cowboy neck gaiter and mug.