clevelands 

Similarly to “Benjamins” being used as lingo for 100 dollar bills, the term “Clevelands” is a“slang” or “street” name, that can be used to casually or discretely reference a sum of, or multiples of $1,000 dollars. The name “Cleveland” comes from the president who was pictured on the $1,000 bill, Grover Cleveland.

I just saved 5 Clevelands on a new car.

Someone threw a baseball thru my living room window...this is going to cost me at least 2 Clevelands.

I’ll give you a Cleveland for that fill in the blank right now!

clevelands by Jeff Seattle October 9, 2020

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.

“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”

Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

Cleveland Swirlie by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

cleveland milkshake by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009