clerch

second dinner; the fourth meal of the day after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Note: not a snack but a full meal. Also spelled clurch, klurch, klerch, and tonya.

I am going out to dinner at 6, but I might stop by for clerch at 11 if there is still food left.

by Musumeci #1 July 14, 2003

Ceerch

n. To mess somebody up in a fight

"That kid just got ceerched"

by Kira Bailey May 9, 2022

Ceerch

n. To mess somebody up in a fight
n. To make a Google search

"That kid just got ceerched"
"Let me ceerch it up"

by Kira Bailey May 9, 2022

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Cleech

Noun- part of a males body between balls and asshole, commonly called a gooch.

Verb- the action of rubbing your “cleech” on another’s face.

Hey man look at my cleech.

Bro go cleech that man.

Oh man, he just got cleeched.

by The book of 🅱️Ones December 20, 2022

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

by madambluhhh April 13, 2015