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Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009
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taken to the cleaners

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.
by amycocoa June 2, 2014
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Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
by gemba August 1, 2011
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Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010
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scheme cleaners

'scheme cleaners' are those that have nothing better else to do than just scheme on people that have something profitable that they want to obtain. They're most known as 'meth heads' that go on the prowl in the wee hours hoping to scheme anyone or anything out of something they want.
"hey man, I heard the owner of that store has a safe that can be gotten".
"Naw man, you haven't heard? " Those fking ' schemes of friends of yours done got everything worth value "

"Fucking 'Scheme Cleaners'..."
by Nevarerom September 23, 2021
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taken to the dry cleaners

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof
why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
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vagina cleaners

when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor
my girlfriend loves to use vagina cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.
by anufsaidinnh December 9, 2010
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