Clastered
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011
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Clastered
Extremely exhausted from doing virtually nothing, often because you are low on spoons (motivation) or doing nothing has contributed to your tiredness
"I think I need to take a walk, I feel so clastered today and I think it's because I've been in bed literally all day."
Clastered by Sillygoober567 July 3, 2023
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Chartered Accountant
A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.
Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.
Chartered Accountant by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018
Chestered
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Plastered
Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005
Caspered
To throw away, vanish, disappear, to be wiped of existence//A dark becoming, silent approach, or graceful stealth. This word can be used as an adjective, or verb.
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'We will all mourn the loss of those caspered away in the accident.'
'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'
'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'
'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'
'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'
'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'
'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'
Caspered by DictionaryWizardManWithCoffee September 12, 2010
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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