Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 29, 2011

Clastered

Extremely exhausted from doing virtually nothing, often because you are low on spoons (motivation) or doing nothing has contributed to your tiredness

"I think I need to take a walk, I feel so clastered today and I think it's because I've been in bed literally all day."

by Sillygoober567 July 3, 2023