classtubater
classtubater by penizlovr October 27, 2020
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classturbator
(n.)- an individual who masturbates during class
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
Billy: "Hey Mike!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
classturbator by Del Marcos de toro May 18, 2008
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classturbate
To masturbate while in class.
Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also classturbation.
Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also classturbation.
1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
classturbate by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005
Classturbate
Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate
Classturbate by classturbator69 September 13, 2012
classturbate
classturbate by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011
classturbator
Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR
classturbator by king classier April 23, 2014
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Classturbate by Fuzznutz August 25, 2013
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