classturbator

(n.)- an individual who masturbates during class

classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.

Billy: "Hey Mike!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"

by Del Marcos de toro May 18, 2008

classturbator

Classtubator is a student that masturbates in class, Male or Female

Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR

by king classier April 23, 2014

Classturbator

Someone who who partakes in class masturbation.

"Hey look! Its Isaiah the classturbator!"

by jsc951 May 29, 2018

Classturbator

A student whose idea of an "effective use of class time" is to masturbate in the classroom.

The classturbator has struck again. . .I didn't see that on the review guide.

by queenlivi428 May 1, 2024

classturbate

To masturbate while in class.

Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.

See also classturbation.

1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?

2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?

3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?

by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Classturbate

When you get a raging erection in class and can't resist.

Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate

by classturbator69 September 13, 2012