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Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog
Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke
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tard-charge 

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.
I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.
tard-charge by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.
Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Head Munger In Charge 

During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.
Can be awkward at first glance but if you make an effort to get to know her she will most likely surprise you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, multi talented, kind, generous, supportive, strong (mentally and physically), usually pretty chill, athletic.. Clare might come of as dumb, odd, etc but its usually because she doesn't do well under pressure and is not a show off. Clare is a ambivert.. it can be hard for her to open up and express her true self so if she does you are very lucky and I would try not to hurt her feelings because if you do she will most likely have a hard time opening up to you again.. she will only open up to those who have proven themselves worthy and open up to her first. She is often hurt because of her caring nature and her want to please everyone. Clare is the type of person who would risk her life to save a stranger. . Clare will not hesitate to stand up for her anyone being bullied. She has a hard time when it comes to love though she has multiple guys and girls in love with her.. this can be stressful for her because she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. if she LIKES someone she will do everything she can to make them happy but if someone else likes the same person she will most likely back off not wanting to get in the way. She endures a lot alone and usually will not talk about what is bothering her in order not to upset anyone. She tries to be as optimistic as possible though it can be hard sometimes.
If you have a Clare never let her go..
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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